The Resource The Funny book, (ebook)

The Funny book, (ebook)

Label
The Funny book
Title
The Funny book
Contributor
Subject
Genre
Language
eng
Summary
A Baptist minister and a Unitarian minister were flying to a multi-faith convention. The Unitarian was very nervous and confided to the Baptist that this was the first time he had ever flown and was very scared. The Baptist said that there was nothing to it - "Just sit next to me and I will help you." The Baptist showed him how to put on his seat belt and adjust the air vents. Once in the air, a very pretty flight attendant came by with a tray of drinks. "Cocktails?" she asked. The Unitarian lifted one off the tray and said, "Thank you." The Baptist had just delivered a fiery sermon on the evils of alcohol that morning. He looked at the flight attendant and said, "Young lady, I would rather commit fornication than touch alcohol to my lips." Shocked, the Unitarian placed his drink back on the tray and said, "I believe I would too, I didn't know we had that choice."
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Member of
Cataloging source
Midwest
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Mother Goose
Index
no index present
Literary form
non fiction
Nature of contents
dictionaries
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hoopla digital
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  • Children's poetry
  • Picture books for children
  • Wit and humor, Juvenile
  • Older women
  • Animals
Target audience
adult
Label
The Funny book, (ebook)
Link
Instantiates
Publication
Distribution
Carrier category
online resource
Carrier category code
cr
Carrier MARC source
rdacarrier
Color
multicolored
Content category
text
Content type code
txt
Content type MARC source
rdacontent
Dimensions
unknown
Extent
1 online resource
Form of item
  • online
  • electronic
Governing access note
Digital content provided by hoopla
Isbn
9781543938623
Isbn Type
(electronic bk.)
Media category
computer
Media MARC source
rdamedia
Media type code
c
Publisher number
MWT12193043
Specific material designation
remote
Stock number
12193043
System control number
MWT12193043
System details
Mode of access: World Wide Web
Label
The Funny book, (ebook)
Link
Publication
Distribution
Carrier category
online resource
Carrier category code
cr
Carrier MARC source
rdacarrier
Color
multicolored
Content category
text
Content type code
txt
Content type MARC source
rdacontent
Dimensions
unknown
Extent
1 online resource
Form of item
  • online
  • electronic
Governing access note
Digital content provided by hoopla
Isbn
9781543938623
Isbn Type
(electronic bk.)
Media category
computer
Media MARC source
rdamedia
Media type code
c
Publisher number
MWT12193043
Specific material designation
remote
Stock number
12193043
System control number
MWT12193043
System details
Mode of access: World Wide Web

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